MAN, loo, disunited – a Red Devils fan saw a Bilbao toilet turn into an escape room – before he was drenched by its self-cleaning device.
The soggy supporter suffered a double whammy as he matched United’s Europa League final loss to Spurs with his own undignified de-throning.
The man went viral for his unexpected mishap as he posted a clip of his own cubicle quandary.
It all stemmed from Bilbao City Council installing a host of automatic public restrooms.
Once a toilet user leaves a stall, the system is activated.
Pressurized water and disinfectants gush in to clean the interior.
Or that’s the theory.
On this occasion the travelling fan had his own ideas – or lack of them.
He can be seen in his own video looking bemused as he’s soaked while still inside the cubicle.
At one stage he couldn’t hold it in any more as he yelled out: “What the f***? What is going on?
“Oh my God, what the f***? All I wanted was a p***.”
He did attempt to avoid more showery carnage to his clothes – by trying to evade the water jets.
But he ended up hopping onto a step with sodden pants as he confirmed: “My legs just got p****d off wet!”
United’s 1-0 defeat to fellow Prem flops Spurs might have distracted him from his personal misfortune when he finally made it out of Spain.
But unlike the Red Devils he did win something in midweek – online fame.
He even made it the smallest room with a review – as he posted his verdict: “Weirdest toilet ever.”
Admittedly the fan didn’t give the toilet any stars – but he did add two emojis, albeit of the crying with laughter variety.
TikTok users sympathised, with one saying: “HAHAHAHAHA the car wash… You have to leave before… although I’m also scared being from Bilbao.”
Another told him what he must surely now know: “You’re supposed to get out mate, those bathrooms are programmed to get cleaned after usage.”
It all took place in a cubicle – so it didn’t count as a Europa Leek Urinal.
In contrast, it was in a cauldron, the San Memes, and in the Europa League final, where United went down the pan – blowing their last chance to offset a dreadful Prem season.
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