From Golf Courses to Golf Cars: My Love Affair with Everything Golf

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Double Meaning

They say golf is a good walk spoiled, but I’d argue it’s actually a good obsession refined. My name is Sarah, and I have what you might call a “golf problem” – though I prefer to think of it as a “golf solution” to the existential dread of modern life.

It all started innocently enough. A corporate team-building event at the local municipal course turned into weekend rounds, which evolved into annual golf trips, which somehow culminated in me knowing the yardage from every sprinkler head at my home course AND being able to diagnose why my Volkswagen Golf makes that weird clicking noise (spoiler: it was the CV joint).

The Automotive Plot Twist That Started It All

Here’s where my story takes an unexpected turn that even M. Night Shyamalan would call “a bit much.” After years of cramming my clubs into various rental cars, rideshares, and one memorable Uber where the driver made me tip the bag boy, I finally decided to get my own wheels.

Naturally, when I found myself at the Volkswagen dealership, one model practically called out to me: the Golf.

Now, before you roll your eyes at the cosmic coincidence, hear me out. The VW Golf and golf the sport have more in common than just a name that causes endless confusion at dinner parties and makes auto-correct my mortal enemy.

The DIY Mechanic’s Confession : How I Became a Two-Golf Expert)

Here’s where I probably lose some credibility: I maintain my VW Golf myself. Yes, you read that right. The same person who can’t fix a slice somehow thinks she can fix an engine. Plot twist: I’m actually better at one than the other, and it’s not the one you’d expect.

It started innocently enough – a burnt-out headlight here, an oil change there. But like golf, car maintenance became an obsession. The difference is that when I screw up car maintenance, AAA shows up. When I screw up golf, I just lose more balls and question my life choices while walking through tall grass.

My secret weapon? A digital workshop manual from workshopmanuals.com. It’s like having a caddie for my car – except instead of reading greens, it’s reading diagnostic codes and telling me which wrench to use. The workshop manual breaks down everything from routine maintenance to complex repairs with the kind of detail that would make even the most obsessive golf instructor jealous.

The best part? Unlike my golf game, following the workshop manual actually produces consistent, reliable results. Who knew that following instructions could work so well? (My golf pro is still working on this concept with me.)

Why the Volkswagen Golf is Actually Perfect for Golfers

First, let’s talk trunk space – or as Volkswagen calls it, “boot space,” because apparently Germans and Brits conspired to make car shopping more confusing than reading a putt on a triple-tiered green. The Golf’s cargo area fits my full set of clubs with room to spare for my collection of broken tees, the emergency sleeve of balls I pretend I don’t need, and that rain suit I’ve never actually worn but carry everywhere “just in case.”

But here’s where it gets interesting: the Volkswagen Golf has been around since 1974, making it older than Tiger Woods and more reliable than my putting stroke. Over eight generations, Volkswagen has sold more than 35 million Golfs worldwide. That’s roughly one Golf for every person who’s ever said “I should take up golf” and then bought expensive clubs that now live in their garage next to that exercise bike from 2019.

The current VW Golf produces between 147-315 horsepower depending on the variant – which is coincidentally about the same range as my emotional horsepower on the golf course, from “zen master approaching the first tee” to “barely contained rage after the water hazard on 16.”

My Greatest Golf Love Affairs (The Course Kind)

Pebble Beach Golf Links remains my holy grail. Sure, it costs more than my monthly mortgage, but where else can you four-putt while seals judge you from the rocks below? There’s something beautifully humbling about shanking a 7-iron into the Pacific while paying $550 for the privilege. The 18th hole is pure poetry – assuming your poetry involves lots of cursing and the occasional thrown club. At least my VW Golf was there in the parking lot afterward, ready to comfort me with heated seats and German engineering.

Augusta National – okay, I’ve never actually played there (shocking, I know), but I did once drive by it very slowly in my Volkswagen Golf while eating a pimento cheese sandwich. That counts for something, right? The azaleas were lovely, and security was surprisingly understanding about my “research purposes” explanation. My Golf’s tinted windows probably helped with the whole “casual drive-by” aesthetic.

St. Andrews Old Course is where I learned that Scottish rough isn’t just grass – it’s a lifestyle choice. Playing there felt like stepping into golf history, if golf history involved me losing six balls in pot bunkers and seriously questioning my life choices. The locals were kind enough to explain that “wee dunt” means “terrible shot” in multiple languages. Fun fact: my workshop manual was surprisingly helpful when I needed to figure out why my rental car kept stalling – apparently, even in Scotland, cars need oil changes.

My local muni course, Pine Valley Public Links (not to be confused with the famous Pine Valley – this one has a hot dog cart instead of a Michelin-starred restaurant) holds a special place in my heart. It’s where I learned that golf is 90% mental, and the other half is physical. The greens are slower than my grandmother, but at $35 for 18 holes, I can afford to three-putt with dignity. Plus, the parking lot is where I first successfully changed my VW Golf’s air filter using only my workshop manual and sheer determination.

The Beautiful Irony

There’s something poetic about driving my Golf to golf courses. It’s like the universe’s little joke – except this joke has excellent German engineering and gets 32 MPG highway.

My VW Golf has been to more golf courses than some touring pros. From dawn patrol at the muni to weekend warriors’ paradise, my trusty hatchback has hauled my clubs, my hopes, and my crushing disappointments across three states and counting.

The heated seats are perfect for those early morning tee times when the frost is still on the fairways. The infotainment system helps me calculate exactly how much money I’ve spent on golf balls versus how much I’ve saved by doing my own oil changes using my trusty workshop manual (spoiler alert: it’s not even close, but at least I’m consistent in my poor financial decisions).

Life Lessons from Golf and Golfs

Both golf the game and the Volkswagen Golf have taught me valuable life lessons:

1. Consistency matters more than perfection – whether you’re trying to break 80 or just trying to start your engine on cold mornings without consulting the workshop manual three times. 
2. Maintenance is key – neglect your swing or your timing belt at your own peril. Both require regular attention and occasionally professional intervention. 
3. Sometimes you need professional help – some problems require a golf pro, others require a certified VW technician, and some days you need both. 
4. Enjoy the journey – whether you’re walking the fairways or cruising the highways in your VW Golf, it’s about more than just reaching your destination. 
5. The right manual makes everything easier – whether it’s a golf instruction book or a workshop manual, having good guidance is half the battle. 

The Bottom Line

Do I love golf because I drive a Golf, or do I drive a Golf because I love golf? Honestly, at this point, I’m not sure it matters. What I do know is that both have enriched my life in ways I never expected.

My Volkswagen Golf gets me to the golf course reliably, holds all my equipment, and gives me something to tinker with when the weather’s too bad for actual golf. Plus, it’s given me the most dad-joke-worthy conversation starter in automotive history. The workshop manual keeps it running smoothly, and my golf clubs keep me humble.

So the next time someone asks about my hobbies, I can honestly say I’m passionate about Golf – and let them figure out which one I mean. After all, life’s too short for disambiguation when you can have double the fun with one perfectly ambiguous answer.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go practice my short game. The car’s running great thanks to my workshop manual, but my putting could still use some work.

Sarah is a weekend warrior who has never met a golf pun she didn’t like or a mechanical problem she couldn’t Google her way through (with help from her trusty workshop manual). She can be found most weekends either on the course or under the hood – sometimes both in the same day.